Thursday, May 2, 2013

Date Night - I'm from Auckland!


With the pressures arising from my fan club to produce a blog I thought I better get on to it. There has been a lot happen of late but let me draw your attention to date night in Napier. Now we went to go watch Ironman 3 and it was epic, loved it hard out, but that is not a part I would like to illustrate. Now me not being from Auckland I know everyone hates Aucklanders.  There is just something about them that everyone hates.  So in public situations I aim not to mention it at all and blend in with the locals.  Jessie on the other hand it's every other sentence. Let me explain… Hi I’m Jessie from Auckland can I please get some tickets to see Ironman,,, Hi I’m Jessie from Auckland where are the potatoes,,, Hi I’m Jessie from Auckland is 105 customers a lot down here cos I’m from Auckland and we go through thousands.  As you can start to see we cant get through talking to people about Jessie letting them know that she is from Auckland. I was quite humiliated because I could see it on their faces (Aucklander!!!). I explained the situation to Jessie and seemed to be a mocking point for the night haha. Enjoy… plenty of blogs to follow